The Funniest Thing of the Week

• "Who requested that Burt Bacharach?"
• "Nope, don't know that one. Who else wants to hear something?"
• "The auditors said we'll have to dance to whatever music they play."
• "Ready for the Soxley-hop?"
• "I'll be here all week."
• "At first, I was afraid. I was petrified."
• "I will henceforth respond only to Piano Man. Dismissed."
• "Screw your budgets. Today we discuss Liberace."
• "Please conduct yourselves in a manner befitting a chamber concert."
• "Anyone in the market for a slightly used conference table?
• "And from now on, write everything on bar napkins."
• "You'll take turns slinking around on the piano, singing."
• "I haven't heard any mention of the new furniture."

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# posted by R Carter @ 1:45 PM