Monday, January 08, 2007
Caption Contest #82 Contenders
- A collection agency? Already?
- There has to be some clause in the lease that prevents this.
- Let's keep this brief; my roaming charges are going to be big in the coming epochs.
- I haven't even invented an economy yet! How should I know when you'll get your money?
- I can still hear your booming voice. You didn't have to call just to rub it in.
- First you're a snake, and now you're a realtor?
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Cow abduction
From the FAQ:
Eileen from Modesto, CA:
Q: How often do they visit?
A: Our charts and graphs point to a visit every 3.7 days. We have reason to believe that their workweek is 3.7 days, and that cow abduction could be a weekend event for them.
Max Reed:
Q: Why doesn't the mooing sound of the abductee exhibit the Doppler effect, just like station bells to the occupant of a moving train?
A: Well, Max, obviously because the aliens are using some highly sophisticated technology that defies our humble understanding of the laws of physics.
Timothy Plain from Akron, OH:
Q: Where are the abductions happening the most?
A: The cow abductions seem to be most concentrated in California. One theory may suggest that the milk in California is particularly creamy and delicious. There are at this time, however, reports of cow abductions in at least 27 other states, and even scattered reports of missing cattle in Europe and Russia.
John Flookes from Berkeley, CA:
Q: Is it possible that cows are actually aliens themselves, and now, after centuries on earth, they're simply returning to their planet?
A: No.
Alexander from Ferndale, CA:
Q: If I dress up like a cow, can I trap them?
A: Dear Alexander, why don't you give it a shot? Be sure to let us know how it goes.
Be sure to move the mouse over the image of a grazing cow at the top of the screen to see a simulation of the horror.
www.cowabduction.com
Eileen from Modesto, CA:
Q: How often do they visit?
A: Our charts and graphs point to a visit every 3.7 days. We have reason to believe that their workweek is 3.7 days, and that cow abduction could be a weekend event for them.
Max Reed:
Q: Why doesn't the mooing sound of the abductee exhibit the Doppler effect, just like station bells to the occupant of a moving train?
A: Well, Max, obviously because the aliens are using some highly sophisticated technology that defies our humble understanding of the laws of physics.
Timothy Plain from Akron, OH:
Q: Where are the abductions happening the most?
A: The cow abductions seem to be most concentrated in California. One theory may suggest that the milk in California is particularly creamy and delicious. There are at this time, however, reports of cow abductions in at least 27 other states, and even scattered reports of missing cattle in Europe and Russia.
John Flookes from Berkeley, CA:
Q: Is it possible that cows are actually aliens themselves, and now, after centuries on earth, they're simply returning to their planet?
A: No.
Alexander from Ferndale, CA:
Q: If I dress up like a cow, can I trap them?
A: Dear Alexander, why don't you give it a shot? Be sure to let us know how it goes.
Be sure to move the mouse over the image of a grazing cow at the top of the screen to see a simulation of the horror.
www.cowabduction.com
