The Funniest Thing of the Week

• "Do you hear gnawing on the line?"
• "Remember my weird horoscope from this morning?"
• "Your husband, yes."
• "I'm sure that putting boric acid on my ankle would help, but I'm not doing it."
• "Henry finally turned up."
• "A six foot, two-hundred-fifty pound rat, yes."
• "What? Of course it hurts."
• "Of course I've asked him to stop."
• "911 operators aren't supposed to laugh like that."
• "Strangest thing..."
• "This latest applicant might not be a good fit."
• "This latest applicant would be great, just not here."
• "We're losing sight of the real issue, ma'am. Your temp is chewing on my leg."
• "I need a copy of Kiss, Bow, or Shake Hands, fast."
• "...so that's what I'm dealing with. I'll take my answer off the air."
• "If this isn't an HR issue, then who do I call?"
• "I charge $500 an hour, but not for this."
• "I offered him the phone. He doesn't want to talk."
• "Can I call you right back?"
  

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# posted by R Carter @ 3:46 PM