The Funniest Thing of the Week

Tornado Ali
Skirt Racer
Def Jammer
Ann Blue Lancechaser
Ideaologjam
Dee Liverins
Hellion Wheels
Sandra Day Neoconner
Bruise Cruise
Delta Bruise
Gurlilla
Margaret Thrasher
Annie Thracks
Bullette
Jen Tonic
Lye Scentus
Bubonic Supersonic

For guys--you know, refs and stuff:

Carb Uncle (really one of my favorites, but I ever since smallpox and anthrax ceased to be the big problems they were in Early Modern Europe, no one much thinks about carbuncles anymore)
Commander in Briefs
Yankee Dude
Power Sergei
Zorba Faster (again, not funny to those who haven't listened to Dr Zorba Paster on public radio)
The Reverending Story
Sergey Brinstone (the last explanation, I swear, for those who haven't been fascinated by the Google cultural juggernaut)